maybe it’s just my southern dialect talking, but it seems so incredibly unnatural to me when people write casual dialogue that has characters saying “It is” instead of “it’s.”  Like, there’s a time and place for “it is” and it’s usually really stiff and formal.  Contrast “it is my favorite story” with “it’s my favorite story.”

Again, maybe it’s just me, but the first one feels really awkward, like the character speaking is nervous and/or shy, while the second is more at ease.  Which is only a problem, really, with characters who are supposedly talking to good friends they’re totally easy around.  IDK. Just the majority of the time “it is” totally breaks the flow for me.

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If I offered a hug and a beer would that be weird? I’m sorry I just only can comfort by hugs and some sort of food or drink.

dude, as i learned in college, never say no to free food and beer. 

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GDI tumblr, I DON’T FOLLOW THAT PERSON FOR A REASON STOP PUTTING THEIR POSTS ON MY DASH.

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the bad part about writing at the diner is that I have to transcribe it when i get home.

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thenorsebros:

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smitethepatriarchy:

sixpenceee:

One of the most impressive zombie cosplays I have ever seen, and the man behind this is Josef Rarach. 

Holy fuck.

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cracked:

Truly it’s American territory.

20 Things Everyone Pictures Incorrectly (Side by Side)

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/facepalm/ i’m such a gd dork.  I forgot I have a PSN app on my phone.

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weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

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