The Mouse Hole
Welcome to the mouse hole, ladies, gents and other persons. I'd call it a shrine to Lisa Frank, but Lisa Frank actually had taste.

On this blog you will find a variety of shit, such as but never limited to: fandom, cursing, video games, movies, critical analysis of all the above, and the occasional doodle.

Warning: Resident blogger is a rare breed of filthy Texan democratic-socialist, very queer, very here, and not going to shut up about any of it. Opinions will be had, arguments will be basted in hot sauce, and gifs will be posted.
This is what I’d like to see in Dragon Age 3


Templars: We have to crush this mage rebellion to keep them from killing everybody, help us out?
Elves: Yo, we are busy trying to survive when EVERYONE’S trying to wipe us out, no thanks.
Elves: And if you’re supposed to protect us then how come you never show up when humans come in to rape and rob and slaughter us?
Templars: Um OH LOOK AN ABOMINATION catch you later
Mages: The Circles are unfair, they want to lock us all up like criminals - help us overthrow the Templars?
Elves: Yeah we’ve been genocided almost out of existence and we’re still being enslaved and murdered right and left, how bout you help US out?
Mages: Sorry Mage’s Rights first, we’ll hit you later.
Elves: Screw all you guys REVOLUTION TIME
Chantry: well, shit.
Thedas: *explodes into chaos*
Flemeth: *cackles mysteriously*

OH, and because I keep having feels about this…

Elves:  Oh, and remember the last time y’all came asking for help with mages?

Elves: And remember what y’all did to us after we got you out of that mess?

Templars & Mages: ….

Elves:  Fuck you.

This is a pro-elf blog








Screw all this mage/templar junk. I want to see Elf Revolution, dammit.

And, of course, ROMANCE ALL THE ELVES. (including the ones that aren’t romancable)


Not that I don’t care about the mage/templar stuff, but I am pining so hard for massive Elven Uprisings, and so sad that we probably won’t get any.

I would also like to nominate for addition to this list:

  • Lanaya
  • Velanna

This. Everything.

And Alarith because of voiceporn.

All of this. And also, Ariane.


I’m a Dalish in my heart, and as much as I care about the mages, the oppression of the elves was my first cause.

Reblogging this again, because ARIANE. <3